Sardar at Bar in New York : Man on right says "Johny Walker ,single" Man on the left says :"Peter Scotch, single" Sardar : Baljith Singh "Married " by Anon

SMS Shayaris humne bhukhe rahekar aapko milaya phone, humne bhukhe rahekar aapko milaya phone, aapne khaate hue puchha hum aapke hain kaun? {wah, wah} by Anon

In C we had to code our own bugs. In C++ we can inherit them. by Anon

An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time. "I have good news and bad news," the owner replied, "the good news is that a gentleman enquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings." "That's wonderful," the artist exclaimed, "what's the bad news?" "The guy was your doctor..." by gentleman enquired

Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea. Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink. by unknown

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A1: Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools. A2: Two. One to change it and one to throw a bucket of water out the window by One to hold

Q: How many modern artists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Four. One to throw bulbs against the wall, one to pile hundreds of them in a heap and spray-paint it orange, one to glue light bulbs to a cocker spaniel and one to put a bulb in the socket and fill the room with light while all the critics and buyers are watching the fellow smashing the bulbs against the wall, the fellow with the spray-gun and the cocker spaniel. by buyers

Unix is user friendly. It's just very particular about who it's friends are. by user friendly

If you can touch it and you can see it, it's REAL. If you can touch it but you can't see it, it's TRANSPARENT. If you can't touch it but you can see it, it's VIRTUAL. If you can't touch it and you can't see it, it's GONE. by TRANSPARENT

"My son," says Yetta, "is a physicist." "My son," says Sadie, "is president of an insurance company." "My son," says Becky, "is the head of a law firm and president of the Law Society." "My son," says Hannah, "is a rabbi." "A rabbi? What kind of career is that for a Jewish boy?" by Anon